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Apocalypse page two hundred thirty six. This is in chat format like Discord or Messenger. Panel one: Famine (pink bubble, black rat skull) starts us with 'How long do crickets live? Recently we have one that is SO CLOSE to the house and every night just SCREAMING.' War (dark blue bubble, black wolf skull) answers sarcastically 'They live forever and screeeeaaammmm alwayyyyyss. Death tell us cricket facts!' Panel two: Death (light blue bubble, black human skull) pops in. 'One, are you sure it's not a cicada? We only have one but it screams EEEEEEEE. Two, our front rhododendron gets them sometimes, SO LOUD. Three, crickets live like 2 months once they gro to adulthood. Unless the get EATEN.' Panel three: Death continues. 'So yours won't last much longer. We saw a grasshopper that MIGHT be a cricket in the backyard today! Mort was so excited to see one

Posted April 13 2025